You are the girl everyone wants to have.
You are the only girl everyone dreams of.
The truth is you're still unsure.
so you don't want to pour your heart into it.
So worried that you might meet someone who loves you as much as l do.
So can l ask you not to
fall for anyone else yet.
Can you wait for me... and the day that l'll be good enough for you ...
Hey! Ohm... Ohm... Hey! Ohm!
Sing the chorus a little softer. Your voice is overpowering mine.
Can you turn on the air-con for me?
No can do. The noise of the air will be on tape.
Can l ask you something? So who's the girl? You haven't told me about her yet.
And l am not going to.
What? You're keeping secrets? Why?
Shoot! l don't even know her name yet.
Huh ! You don't know her name? Meaning. she doesn't know you exist?
Mann . it's none of your business. so shut up.
What happened to the girl from that arts school? You haven't introduced her to me yet.
And why would l want to subject her to a smartass like you?
Asshole!
- Come on . let's finish the song. - Ok.
Hey! Wait!
What?
Could you please sing your chorus a little softer this time. Mr. Ohm?
This way my voice will stand out. All right?
Ok. sure thing.
- Ok. are you ready? - Yup.
1 ... 2... 3... 4... hey...
l want us to be in love.
and l'll do anything it takes to make that day come true.
Just don't break my heart. Can you please wait for me?
''8 years later''
Bye bye. Miss you .
Alright. everyone from grade 1 2 room 4.
Miss you Magic Land!
Ok. it's time everyone to give out the award for
ten years of only prostitutes
goes to...
Mr. Pong.
Bottoms up! Bottoms up! Bottoms up!
The next award is the Chester Molester award. lt goes to...
Wait! Mr. Ohm. That means the winner of this award likes to spank the monkey right?
Yes. absolutely right. And...
The winner is...
Mr. Keng!
Umm. l am so honored. Thank you everyone.
l totally understand why l am so deserving of this award. especially since
l have a new technique where l take my ring finger and my pinky
and spread them far apart...
Oh ! Hi. Ms. Jessie.
Whoa! You heart breaker.
Thank you .
Excuse me. Ms. Jessie.
Umm. Mr. Ohm.
The thing that you just did. Obviously. you are not afraid your wife will mind?
What wife? Whose wife? l'm single.
So that woman you married last year. you don't call her your wife?
Ever since you passed your entrance exam. l hardly ever see you around anymore.
Watch out! Police check point! Drive carefully man !
What are you talking about. dude!
Last year. l went to your wedding.
Oh . yeah that's right. But now l am divorced.
Hey... watch out!
What happened?
l had an affair. so she ended it.
Oh ... man ! l knew it! What a bastard!
l am going to give you a breathalyzer test.
Blow!
Hey sir! You're way over the legal limit. Come with me.
lt will be ok. l'll go to the ATM to get the money for bail.
You wait for me in jail.
You better hurry. punk ass!
See ya later man .
Even if you ask me to kill him. l won't do it. Hahaha.
Because then l would have been dead already. Dead like my friend. Mr. Num.
You know what? l still talk to Num.
Somebody posted your bail.
Hurry up!
Didn't you tell me that you guys broke up?
Well. we can still be there for each other. right?
So where did you guys go out. to get so drunk like this?
l'm not drunk.
Keng is drunk.
Fai. this is Keng. l think you met before.
Umm... Keng... the one that works at Architect 69?
No. that's Keng-Wichai.
Oh . at our wedding. Keng. he was there too.
Be careful!
- Watch out! - Watch out!
Dude. where did you learn how to drive!
A dog!
ls it ok?
ls she ok?
Yeah . this is normal for her. She thinks she's Mother Teresa.
Ohm. can you help me?
Hey! Keng. give me a hand. Hurry up!
- Ohm. don't let me go. - Ok.
Come here. Come on . This way.
Open the door please?
Ok.
Ohm. can you drive?
Yes. sure.
lt's ok. You are safe now.
Hey! Close the door softly. You're going to scare him.
Let's have a look. Oh . his gums are very pale.
Oh . come on . He will be ok.
- How can you be so sure? - Because l am a vet.
He is very lucky.
lt's just a sprain . A cast will take care of it.
But he looks very tired.
l might give him a shot of sodium chloride. Can you help me hold his legs?
lt's like a little ant bit. okay?
Hello! Give me a second.
l already called my friend to post my bail.
Ok. Just go back to sleep. No need to worry. l'll be fine.
Ok. l'm going home soon . Bye.
Hey! Why did you let go?
Fai. if there is nothing else. l'm going to go home.
Here. drive safely.
- Keng. l'll catch you later. - Huh !
You hold him still. ok?
Ohm!
Ohm. how about her?
lt will be awhile before Fai decides to go home.
So are you going to leave the two of us alone?
lt will be fine.
Excuse me. Are you finished yet? Can l take your plate?
Umm... yes. please.
So where did all your friends out?
Hey! Why are you feeding them bones? They might choke and die.
''Actually. Toon (famous Thai singer) is supposed to sing this song.''
''But Toon doesn't have any feelings for you like l do.''
Hey. please have a listen .
Hey! Wait up!
l already have a boyfriend.
Fai! Are you done feeding the dogs?
- Yes. l'm done. - Your hands are so dirty.
- Here. l will throw it away for you . - Can you get me some tissue?
So dirty.
Let's go inside.
Thank you Dr. Keng.
Keng. who is that cute girl?
A customer.
What kind of customer comes this early?
Last night she spent the night.
Aha! You did her already?
Hell no. l didn't do it. That's my friend's ex-wife.
She came to look after a stray dog.
lt is the judgment of the court that the two defendants are guilty of
driving under the influence of alcohol.
You guys are already divorced? Seriously?
- Why? - You are sentenced to
twenty hours of community service.
But you don't act like you are divorced.
Are the both of you done talking?
Yes. your Honor.
Umm... But l was paying attention .
So what did l say?
Your Honor said.
''Are the both of you ...
Done talking?''
The court is not amused.
This kind of joking
can lead to contempt of the court which will be another charge against you .
The last person that didn't take the court seriously is still in solitary confinement.
All those who are serving time. please make your way to the library
according to your job assignment.
Excuse me. Mr.? Can you copy this page for me? Tear gas production equipment.
All the cooking gas at my house is all gone. l want to make an order.
Yo bro.
get in line.
Yo Dude! l don't think you realize who you're talking to here.
You have a problem?
Yes. l do.
Knock! Knock!
Anybody home?
Well. if you're going to act like that then l don't need those copies.
Ouch . what?
- What's going on here? - Are you blind? We're making out!
Mark my words. lf tomorrow l still allow your sorry ass to
work here then you can stop using my real name and
just call me your bitch .
Ok... Bitch !
l meant tomorrow not today. l am not your bitch today.
''Bitch Mobile''
What's this?
Don't worry. l will put ''MD'' at the end with your phone no.
so people will think it is an ad for your vet clinic. Sound good?
Not funny.
So you think you going to come back here again?
This class is only once a week.
Monday afternoon . One to four pm.
Umm. ok. lf you didn't come. l have to teach the class myself.
lt's good that you are here Dr.. so l can take my maternity leave.
Well. l don't think you have to prepare anything. l think your baby is ready to come out at anytime.
Talking about it. gives me contractions. Come on . let's go.
l don't understand why the Orchid club is interested in studying computers?
Orchid or Tulip Club. they have one foot in the grave.
Not my idea. They came up with the name themselves.
Ok. everyone. The teacher is here.
Hi. professor.
Hello.
No need for formalities.
Uh . we will begin with learning MS WORD.
MS WORD is a program used to store various files.
You can use it to write letters or memos.
l already know how to use that. Can you teach something else?
Jamrus. Be nice.
Umm... professor. l want to learn how to blog.
Can you teach us?
Umm...
that stuff l am not familiar with .
What?
Can you teach us how to use Hi5 then? So we can make new friends.
l don't know how to use Hi5 either.
Really? So what do you know then?
What about MSN Messenger?
MSN l can do.
So then ... let's start with MSN Messenger.
MSN Messenger is a program used to
communicate between computers over the internet.
lt is just like a telephone but uses text instead of sound.
Umm. Mrs.
no need to take notes yet. Because everything is in the syllabus.
Umm. l better take notes anyway just in case l forget.
Ok. then .
After you log in click on the ''Sign ln'' button .
But before you can sign in . you must register an e-mail account of your own .
This means you have to apply for one first.
So where can we apply? Do l have to go to a city hall?
You are only applying for an e-mail account. Not a birth certificate. You can apply here.
Suree. did you receive my message?
No. l didn't get any yet.
Oh . really?
Excuse me. professor. l typed the message already. so why she didn't get it?
Umm. l'll help you in a second.
Oh . Mrs. You have to hit the ''Send'' button first.
Oh . you mean like this?
Umm. Sir. do you have your email account yet? lf you don't. l'll apply for one for you .
Why do we have to send messages to talk?
We are so close. Wouldn't it be better just talk face to face?
We can use it when we are far away from each other.
No need to waste money on a telephone bill.
l am not afraid of wasting money. l am using a toll-free promotion
where you can call a VlP's number.
Please... have a little heart.
Excuse me. sir.
Can l please invite you to sit in the front seat? ls that ok?
You are disturbing everyone's concentration .
Ok. whatever.
- See you later. - See you later. Goodbye.
Oh . such formality.
You think it could be here.
Can you help me find it?
Maybe it is in here.
Have you forgotten something?
Yes. he doesn't know where he forgot the car key.
- So where else did you sit? - Right here is where l had to move.
Are you sure that you forgot it here?
Then today we'll take the taxi home.
l'll have my kids bring my spare key and drive my car back home.
Umm. l can take you home.
Are you sure? l don't want to be any trouble.
lt's no trouble at all. Taking the taxi home just the two of you is dangerous.
- Thank you very much . - Well. the both of you are getting old.
What time do you think your kids will get the car?
Probably after work.
Don't be shocked.
''Bitch Mobile'' means l'm a vet.
lf that's the case. you shouldn't slang.
Ok. if l see him. l'll be sure to let him know.
Ok. everyone get in the car.
Thank you so much . Prof. Keng.
- Bye. Mrs. Sompit. - Bye.
You are going out to buy something somewhere?
No... Just home.
So the both of you are not living together?
Nope.
So the both of you not...?
Nope.
We are just seeing each other.
Now. where would you like me to drive you?
Umm... Chumphon province.
Ok then Chumphon it is.
Hey. are you really taking me there?
Just kidding. Southern Bus Station will do.
No worries. l was going to take you there anyway.
Thanks a lot.
Can l ask you something?
ls driving back and forth between Bangkok-Chumphon every week exhausting?
l can tell by your question that you've never been in love.
l don't foresee anyone that will love me
nor wipe my tears away when l'm sad. Nobody cares.
l was left to be all alone.
Poseidon . Suan-lum. Meng-Jai. What are you running from?
Bew. what did you do to Saphanloi?
Huh?
Professor. can you teach me Hi5?
No problem. When you click on the picture
of the girls in your Hi5 account. you can read their journals and
look through all the pictures.
ln other words you are a peeping tom?
l guess you can see it that way.
Hi. Keng.
l went to go print some flyers. l went back to the place where l found Saphanloi.
What did you find? Saphanloi...
''Here. this is Saphanloi (Bridge ).''
Huh . Saphanloi?
Hey. who said you could use the phone number of my clinic?
Well. l made plans to go out of the city to replant some trees for a few days.
There might be no signal and no one can contact me.
So l assumed you can take care of Saphanloi.
And please wipe off Saphanloi's eyebrows.
l'm sorry. This is a clinic not a hotel.
or any kind of beauty salon .
Hey. c'mon . this is a small favor. l'll take care of it.
That's very nice of him. He's got a kind heart.
Thank you very much . l live alone.
My parents are hardly around and the dog needs medicine every morning and evening.
Very inconvenient.
No problem. l won't forget.
When it comes to dogs. my memory is excellent.
Right? Bandai-leun (Escalator).
His name is Saphanloi.
Oops!
You take the escalator before you get to the bridge.
Come on . let's go.
Good luck. Bandai-leun .
Please take good care of him.
Hang the bird case and open the gates.
Krit!
Why did you cut the Coral Vine tree?
So we can clear up the area and open up the space in case people come to see our house.
Mom. don't be sad. We're moving to the United States anyway.
Right now Tuey is missing you very much .
Hey. how many drinks did you have already?
l'll be fine. l only had one drink since we got here.
Keeping me awake so l won't fall asleep in class this afternoon .
What are you thinking about?
Nothing.
Don't lie to me.
l know you're thinking about something for sure.
Well. sometimes.
My kids cut all the plants in the front of the house out completely.
Whatever they cut you can plant again .
What a small issue. Don't think too much .
How about today we'll ditch class and
l'll take you to buy a plant. Bigger and more beautiful.
So when are you going to visit Chumphon?
You know right now. in my hometown . all the durian in my farm are ready to harvest.
So if l go. will l get to eat what you say is ''the most delicious Malay Rose Apple in the world?''
Yes. of course.
Especially when you pick it from the tree right after it rains. the rose apple
will be sweet and crisp. cooled by the rain .
Plus the pink pollen ...
covers the ground. like a carpet under the tree.
You told me the story for the hundred times.
And you know what? l always wanted to go.
l want to see with my own eyes.
lf it is as pretty as you say it is.
Of course it is...
So...
lf l bowl a strike. you have to go with me.
Bye.
Where are you going?
Go clubbing. Do you want to join?
Are you old enough?
Excuse me. do you know if Mrs. Sompit is taking this class?
Yes. she is studying in this class. but today she didn't come.
Do you know where she went?
l'm not really sure. but l think she went with Mr. Jamrus.
Because neither of them came to class.
Who is Mr. Jamrus?
Mr. Jamrus is her boyfriend.
l never knew that my mom has a boyfriend.
Uh ... Excuse me. l got to run . Bye.
His mom. oh goodness!
Just drop me off here.
Here we go again .
When are you going to introduce me to your family?
lt's just not the right time yet. l don't want to hear my kids lecture me.
Kids these days are quite conservative.
But it is still raining. And how about the plants we bought in the back.
Just let me bring you to the front of the house.
Oh . l forgot my umbrella.
Here a quick fix.
lt looks good.
Bro. is the car that l needed to be repainted finished yet?
Hey boss. is the ''Bitch Mobile'' done yet?
Well. we ran out of silver color. We ordered it. but it hasn't arrived.
So when it will arrive? Will it take a long time? l need to use my car.
How about we change the color to red?
lf you're ok with it. l'll repaint the car now.
You really know how to give a guy a hard time.
What kind of color is this? lt doesn't come off.
l know!
What do you know?
Go to Wuttisak Clinic
for birthmark. freckle. pimple. and blackhead laser removal.
Eyebrows like this are easy to remove.
Go try it on your own face.
Hello. Dr. Keng's Clinic. Who would you like to speak to?
What?
Damn it!
lt's some crazy person .
So we have crazy gay callers now too?
We just hear one.
l'll take this call.
l have a really small penis. so you won't have fun with me.
Keng. why are you talking to me like this? This is Fai.
Oh ... Fai. what's up?
l am calling to ask how Saphanloi is doing.
Your dog is fine. But l am not ok.
Because of the posters you put up everybody is calling me. even crazy people.
Don't you like it?
You better hurry back and take them all down .
Oh relax. l will be back tomorrow.
Ok. bye for now.
Hey. when you talk like that to her. she doesn't mind?
No. she doesn't. Just now she was even laughing at me.
What are you smiling about?
What's up Ohm?
Where do you need me to post your bail this time?
No. not like that. Well. Fai those Dragon Ball comic sets are they still at your house?
Yes. they should be.
Then l will stop by to get them sometime soon .
That's ok. l can bring them for you .
Alright... if you see my other comics. please bring them as well.
Umm... okay.
Fai. what are you doing?
Dad. have you seen the Dragon Ball Vol. 1 8?
What is it?
Dragon Ball.
l have never heard of the name. so how could you expect me to know where it is?
You really want to read it that bad?
''Patarphol Toon's supposed to sing this song. ''
''But Toon doesn't have any feelings for you like l do.''
Sophanloi...
Saphanloi
How are you . boy?
Are you being a good boy?
Are these happy greetings enough for you guys?
How is it?
''Dr. Pataraphol Vachirapoka''
The splint on his leg can be taken off now.
l already gave him a full bath and he is sparkling clean .
l had some free time.
Hey Keng! Can you pick up the phone?
Handsome boy. very handsome.
Hello this is Dr. Keng's Clinic.
- Hello. may l speak to Ms. Fai? - Yes just a sec.
Fai!
- Hello. - Hello? ls this Ms. Fai?
- Yes. speaking. - Are you the one who found the dog?
- Yes. that's right. - Where can we meet?
- Where are you now? - l'm at Kaosarn road.
- Okay l will take Saphanloi there right now. - Huh . what's that?
Yes. that's the dog's name.
- Alright. see you . - Yes. see you .
lt's Saphanloi's owner.
She said she saw him in the poster.
And he looks just like her missing dog.
Oh l see. Right now?
Let's go.
Are you coming too?
Yeah . of course.
lf l let you go alone. and when you see him leave. You will cry and won't let him go.
Come... Saphanloi.
- Saphanloi. - Go. follow them.
See you later. Bye.
Saphanloi. let go! Saphanloi.
You cannot eat my key. you know.
You got to be good. ok?
Seriously.
You think by talking to a dog like this. he will understand you?
Well. he understands much more than us people. right?
You are the vet. shouldn't you know?
They said when you talk to a dog if you talk to them nicely. they will know that we pleased them.
And if we yell at them loudly.
they will also understand that they did something wrong. and they will stop.
So if l say Saphanloi!
LOVE YOU! KlSS KlSS!
He will think l am yelling at him?
Look at him.
Princess. Princess. sweetie.
My real Princess has got to have
a scarf.
Oh . very pretty sweetie.
l'm sorry about the eyebrows.
Oh ! That's okay.
You have been taking good care of Princess. Thank you so much .
Oh no problem. it's our pleasure.
My baby. l miss you so much .
You're getting sad?
Let's have a look at you .
My goodness!
What's wrong?
A wee wee!
So Saphanloi. do you want to be with that chick?
Then l can snip your weenie off. You can become a girlie. female dog. Beautiful.
Keng. have you always been like this?
Like what?
Did you use to study at ''The Brain''?
Hmm?
''The Brain'' tutoring school. Remember. the book cover has Galileo's image.
Einstein !
Right!
Hey. l also studied there too.
Did we meet back then?
No. never.
Really?
But l think your face is very familiar.
Oh ! We met at your wedding. l remember.
No. before that.
l feel like listening to music.
Hey!
l want to make you sure l am good enough for you .
But what l have is quite ordinary.
Even though your voice is very off-key.
The truth is you're still unsure.
l'll give you 1 0 points for your effort.
So you don't want to pour your heart into it.
Okay. it's not that off-key. lt's still good to listen to.
So can l ask you not to
fall for anyone else yet.
Can you wait for me...
Look out!
Saphanloi!
Are you okay. boy?
Who the hell taught you to drive like this? You think your dad built the road or something?
- Came back if you are a real man ! - Great. he's already long gone.
The car didn't hit anything. just went up on the curve.
Hey. did you lock the car?
No. l didn't.
Gosh . Saphanloi!
Please open the door.
The locksmith probably is not coming anymore.
He didn't pick up the phone.
Should we try using a card. hair clip. or some other key? Try prying it. may be it will work?
l think you've been watching too many movies.
Using a card or hair clip to pick up the lock will set the alarm off.
lf you just took out the key
before coming out to curse that TukTuk driver. we wouldn't be in this trouble.
Well l was in a hurry.
Hurry. Now we are standing in the sun sweating. l am so thirsty now.
Okay. since you are so good at bitching.
Why don't you talk to Saphanloi and tell him to open the door.
Woof woof!
Hey. where are you going?
l am going to look for a locksmith . There might be a garage around here.
Wait. l got an idea!
Ohm.
l need your help.
l am stuck on Ratchadamnern Road.
l locked myself out of the car. The key is inside.
You still got my spare key. right? Really. can you please bring it here for me?
Thank you .
Ohm will bring the key.
Good. then l will go now.
How come?
l don't want to leave Jan alone at the clinic. He will hit on all the customers.
Later then .
Ohm. hurry up.
Okay.
How are you my baby?
Hey. what's with the eyebrows?
Are you hot?
Still clumsy as always. aren't you?
l know.
Sorry to bother you .
Don't worry. no biggie.
But if you call me at 3am to bail you out. l won't go. you know.
Hey. where is your car?
Oh . l didn't drive here.
Why not?
So then l can drive you home.
Not sure. if that's a good idea.
l also want to go get the comics anyway.
l already prepared to give them to you .
- Wow. really? - But Vol. 1 8 is missing.
Vol. 1 8 is missing? That's the one where Bluma took off her panties!
That's nasty! Your memory isn't that detailed. is it?
No. l am just kidding.
That's actually Vol. 1 9.
Keng. Keng!
One client brought a pug here. lt's so cute.
Here it is. A plug dog.
Jan !
This is our customer's dog.
You playing with the electric plug like this. could have killed the dog. Then what would we do?
You got money to pay for it?
ls your name Jan or is it really jerk off?
You're mean !
By the way. Fai didn't come with you?
No. she went with her boyfriend.
Huh ! She has a new boyfriend?
Ex-husband.
She got back together with her ex?
Probably!
The one that is your friend?
Yup.
Keng. don't kill him.
Calm down . Take it easy.
l told you . This joke wasn't funny.
l will use your salary to buy a new plug.
Gosh . l wasn't the one who cut it.
Do you have Dragon Ball Vol. 1 8?
Yes. but you have to buy the whole set.
Ok?
Ms. Fai. l am leaving now. Bye.
l've given you all my life.
But today you've giving your heart away.
Words like love and commitment
Were just props in a play
When you were with me.
Hello. Jamrus. lt's me.
Now l'm at the hospital.
Are you sick?
No. l'm just getting a physical check up.
l thought you were sick.
Sick with what?
Sick of loving me so much that
your love sick.
You're crazy.
l don't think l will make it to class today.
Mom!
Okay. l got to go now.
Who are you talking to?
A friend of mine.
Let's go.
''See you on MSN Messenger tonight at 7pm.''
Goodbye. Don't leave us. You are a good teacher
And you are very kind. Don't you feel bad for leaving us?
No. l am not going anywhere yet. Drive home safely.
Okay see you . bye.
What's wrong?
''You see. chatting like this so easy.''
Okay start with ...
l rather hear your voice.
Why don't we just talk on the phone?
''But we can't communicate like this on the phone.''
Oh ! Wow! Mrs. Pizza.
Wow mom. you are very hi-tech now.
''l didn't get to see you today. Let's meet up next Monday morning.''
Mom.
l went shopping and found this cute sweater.
lt's the color that you like. Please try it on .
l think the fabric is too thick. don't you?
When we get there. it will be winter time. Put it on and it will keep you warm.
lt's very nice.
''But l am not free on Monday. Someone will come to buy the Durian here.''
''What if l go see you in Chumphon instead?''
''Are you serious? Your 'father' won't mind?''
''l already got my son's permission .''
Cool! Now you can go for it and
invite her on a honeymoon .
When you are ready. just let me know.
Yeah !
l can hardly wait.
''Whenever you're ready. l can hardly wait.''
''Pick me up tomorrow morning.''
Wow that quick! She is even faster than you .
When your kids aren't looking. we will meet up.
Wicked!
There ya go!
And where are you going to stay tonight?
l will go stay at my son's.
Bye.
Thank you very much for your help today.
No problem.
Hey!
Where are you going?
l'm calling a taxi.
Didn't you drive your car today?
Oh yeah . l forgot.
Love can really make you blind. Totally blind.
Hello Mrs.
Where are you going this early?
Going to meditate.
- Thank you very much . - No problem at all.
Please pray for me as well.
Wow. so beautiful.
Great weather. So beautiful.
''23 missed calls. Krit''
You ok. Sompit?
Yes. l'm ok.
''l'm in Chumphon with my friends from the computer club. Be back next week.''